Morgan Destera

September 20, 2019

Thank you, Adorime, for allowing me to test this device.

This was a fun little toy. But again, these companies really need to name these devices to make it easier to search. I call this my “Clip-On Vibe.”

The shape is evocative. You basically can wear it all day. Give your lover the remote and have them zap you when least you expected.

Both ends of this product vibrate so you can get internal and external stimulation. The various wave patterns can be cycled through or left on for long periods. I still had plenty of power in the battery after an hour of continuous play.

The charger is a magnetic port, which makes the toy waterproof. But you have to be careful not to jostle the wire even a little or the connection will be severed.

Small, discreet, quiet. This is close to a perfect toy. However, it was a little too long for me to hit both the g-spot as well as my clitoris, but again my vagina is shortened due to surgery.

Overall I give this four out of five stars.

A short video of it’s vibe pattern will be on my Twitter – @morgandestera

September 18, 2019

Thank you Loverbeby for allowing me to review this toy!

But seriously all these companies need easier ways to look up their items. It would be better to use inventive names rather than descriptive terms that are used by every other toy and company out there.

First, this toy I will call the Bat, because it has a picture of a bat on the control panel. Why, I don’t know, perhaps it’s the fluttering motion of the vibe that is reminiscent of wings, but that is only one setting out of many.

This toy is a fun one to play with. It is universal, meaning men and women both can enjoy it. Men can use the dildo end as a prostate massager. The dildo end is quite inventive as it rotates clockwise as well as counter-clockwise, both on its own and as it vibrates also. I only used it vaginally, and it was very fun. I enjoyed it with a steady hard vibration moreso than with a pulsing vibration. Feeling it rotate inside was reminiscent of an actual cock. I can only imagine what it is like anally. I am sure I will attempt it at some point. I did, however, have a hard time getting the rotation motion to start while using the on-panel controls. You really have to hold the button down for a while before it starts.

The controls on the toy itself are hard to feel. I had to take it out and re-insert a couple of different times to see if it was working or if I had the right button. One button is for the vibration, and one is for the rotation. I had a difficult time differentiating between the two. Perhaps a small raised character on one side or the other could help the user tell them apart. The same with the remote control. A small raised dot or character could help tell the controls apart.

The dildo portion itself is striped with a few raised lines which helped make it feel more realistic. The whole toy is about the size of an iPhone. The covered charger holes makes it waterproof.

Next time I meet up with my guy, I am going to have him try it out also. While it did not really hit my g-spot, I can see where it might on a man. I think it is a toy made more for a guy, but it was quite pleasurable in my case too.

Overall, I give it 3.75 out of 5.

Short video of it’s action will be available on my Twitter – @MorganDestera

September 9, 2019

Thank you Adorime for allowing me to review this product.

The official name on the box for this item is the Waterproof Personal Women Adult Massager Toy. I call it The Clit Licker, a much more practical title.

The Licker came in a very nice box. It was impressive, yet discreet, with just the company logo embossed on it. Inside, the toy was nicely settled into die-cut foam, so it shipped easily with no rattle.

The toy itself is nicely shaped, almost ergonomic. I did not realize at time of order that the handle was an insertable dildo, so that was a nice surprise. It is rechargeable, with a magnetic charging point which makes it fully water-resistant. This is the first toy I have that has the magnetic charging port, and it was very easy to use, though it is easy to knock loose if moving objects around near it.

I cycled through the settings, finding the controls a little hard to press. It took a while to get the “tongue” to work. The dildo side controller was easier. However, once inserted, the controls were even harder to use. Perhaps a remote control would be easier to use. It was fun to watch the tongue flick about at first.

Once I started playing, I was impressed with the power of the vibe of this unit. It offered pulsing patterns as well as a straight vibe at different intensities. I had a hard time getting the tongue to work and had to take it out to look at the controls to get the tongue working. Once inserted again, I found it it a bit too long to both fit the dildo end in and reach my clit. However, I do have a slightly shortened vagina due to a complete hysterectomy at the beginning of the year, so I do take that into consideration. The curve seemed a little too much to fit both easily.

I took out the dildo to try to place the tongue directly on my clit, but had a hard time with the curve to be able to set it correctly. I pressed it up and could not get any sensation from it. Later, upon my second test later that day, I discovered that the clit licker takes a much lighter touch. If you press it too hard, it will impede the motion of the tongue. If you hold it lightly, just enough to keep it in place, it it a very nice treat. Add the vibe, even not inserted, but resting on your labia, and it is a real climax builder. Again, my strictest criticism is for the controls and I really think the addition of a remote would be a great asset.

Overall, I give it 4.25 stars out of 5. A remote would elevate this to 5 stars. I climaxed nicely with this toy and am eager to use it again.

A short video of its cycles will be available on my Twitter – @MorganDestera

September 6, 2019

First I would like to say THANK YOU to LoverBeby for giving me the opportunity to test their products. However, I will not be giving high ratings just because I received the item. I will always be honest in my reviews.

I was given the “Realistic Dildo Thrusting G-Spot Remote Control Vibrator”. I think a shorter name and easier way to search for this product would help.

The packaging was nice and discreet. I opened it to find the remote took an odd-sized battery (single A) for the remote. I worried about finding one, but noticed a bit later a battery was included. The dildo itself was partially charged, which meant I could test it right away. I had fun watching the different cycles, as it thrusted and ground. The mechanics were slightly noisy, and definitely distracting. But it was fun to watch. The skin on it is one of the better “realistic” skins I have felt. But it is heavy due to the mechanical nature of it.

I was eager to try it after watching it’s motion. However, when inserted by and held in place by hand, it pushed out against my hand rather than up and into my vagina. I tried all modes and speeds, but did not get much pleasure from it. Again, the noise was distracting, maybe because I was disappointed in it.

I tried bracing the base against the bed and straddling it. It was slightly better, but the bed offered too little solid underneath it.

Later, I decided to try it anally. After a frustrating few moments trying to get it to stick to the shower wall, I was able to insert it. A nice size, but ultimately it was too heavy to remain suctioned to the wall. The thrusting action was more of a grind in the butt, but more satisfying than it was vaginally.

Afterwards, I suctioned it to the toilet seat and straddled it vaginally again. The more solid seat offered better leverage, but the thrust turned into more of a circular motion. It did little for me. It was better than bracing against the bed or being held by hand.

All in all, I give it 3 out of 5. The size and skin are definite pluses, but the weak action once inserted and the even weaker suction cup leave a lot to be desired. I enjoyed watching it work more than having it inside.

 

** PLEASE NOTE – There is a short video of it’s action on my Twitter @morgandestera