Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

February 2, 2023

Set of 3 Wash Clothes for Sex (novelty)

https://amzn.to/3HQYbSi

Pineapple Pin (IYKYK)

https://amzn.to/3HVnEdq

This Cock Belongs To… Boxer Briefs

https://amzn.to/3l93bbN

“Romantic” Candle

https://amzn.to/3HTX7x2

Naughty Scratch-Off Cards

https://amzn.to/3X4E5YW

Sexy Plus Strappy Lingerie (my guy got me these and I love them,!)

https://amzn.to/3wSdzY8

TOY TEST – Propinkup Bunny Elf Clitoral Sucker

January 6, 2023

The first thing I must get off my chest is that I had problems with this company. A representative from Propinkup contacted me to do a review. I told them my terms and they counter-offered saying they would send me two toys. I counter-offered again with a more expensive item, which I really wanted to try. They said they were out of stock – which was not indicated on their site. Instead they sent me a link to this rather inexpensive toy, which I grudgingly accepted.

I must admit the shipping was very speedy. However, when I opened the package, it was the wrong toy. The item I received was not even close. (You can go to my YouTube channel and see me unboxing this item and the confusion I felt – https://youtu.be/HvDwgvj2GMI). I immediately emailed my contact, who took a few days to get back to me. She said she would contact the warehouse to see what the problem was. This took several more days before she came back to say this ten I received was not even in their inventory! She took a while more to try to investigate this instead of just offering to send me the correct toy, which they finally did. I will admit having the holidays in there may have been part of the delay, but really the FIRST thing they should have done was send the correct item, and then investigate. I was not happy with the item I first received, a wand, because I have a few other wands. I did try it out and made a video (https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63ae115ebc739) but did not write a review (it was adequate).

So this company already had at least two strikes against it in my mind when I finally received the correct product. I was dismayed to find that the distributor had done nothing but slap a label on the box and ship it. Luckily the box was plain black, but it seems from my experiences that a majority of toy companies use this style box for their toys. The shipping companies all know what they are. It is NOT a discrete way to ship. Of course, I don’t care if the post office knows what I get in the mail, but other people are going to want much more hidden packaging. Not to mention this offers little or no extra protection for the object.

During the unboxing I felt disappointed. I do admit my judgment may have been colored by the experiences I’d had so far with the company, but I was determined to go into the testing with an open mind. And I must say, my mind was changed.

This is a fun toy, not only in looks, but in performance also. It is simple in design and function, but it offers 10 vibration frequencies. It may not suck your finger hard, but it will suck your clit. I did have a bit of a problem finding the right spot, as the “ears” seemed to get in the way, but once settled, I really enjoyed cycling up to the highest level, which did make me orgasm intensely. The high settings almost seemed numbing, so if you are not used to a good suck, you may want to work up a bit into it. It is also small, lightweight, and quiet. It can be used secretly.

The silicone body is soft and flexible. My one wish is that they had designed some sort of vibration into the ears – there is no armature or anything in the ears to vibrate. Most of the body did offer some vibration from the motor to help the excitement, but it would be better if you could also put your clit or labia between the ears and feel the vibrations.

I rate this toy 4.6 out of 5, much higher than I expected. And while I am still a little upset at the company, I do think they should be given the benefit of the doubt. You can check their selection here – https://www.propinkup.com/?utm_source=in&utm_campaign=MORGAN

Video of the test of this toy will be live on my Pornhub on Sunday January 8 – https://www.pornhub.com/model/morgan-destera

TOY TEST – Funzze Bullet Egg with Clit Massager

December 17, 2022

This little toy actually shows some thought and innovation. It is small but looks can be deceiving. The flexibility of it as well as the strong motor pack a punch that left me gasping.

It seems like only an egg, but the tail is the hidden gem. The tip of the tail contains soft bristles or nubs. And, for once it seems, is actually flexible enough to be used on your clit while the egg is inserted. So while the main part of the bullet is inside rumbling against your G-spot, you can also hold the tip against your clit and really get off.

Of course, if not inserted, the toy can be used to stimulate your nipples, anus, or any other place you may like.

And this toy is small! At only 3.9 × 1.4 inch it is easily concealed for transportation or by keeping it tucked inside of you for some discreet fun. It also comes with a remote control you can pass onto your partner for fun while out running mundane errands, or at any other time. I did wear this out shopping and it did make my grocery store trip much more enjoyable.

The bullet egg has 10 vibration modes, from strong stimulation to single pulse. Different vibrations will give you various sensations and pleasures. The whole vibrator is waterproof, but please note the remote control is not. You can enjoy the teasing and flirting in bathtub, swimming pool or shower.

I rate this toy a 4.3 out of 5. It is easy to use, discreet, and powerful. It also has some versatility to it, either solo or with your partner. It’s worth adding to your collection.

You can purchase the egg Bullet on the Funzze site here – https://funzze.com/products/bullet-egg-with-clit-massager

You can view my full toy test on my Pornhub channel here – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph639dfd8341139

Covid – Round 2

December 9, 2022

Yep. I got it again.

I was just eligible for my next booster (had to wait 12 weeks from my last bout) but before I could schedule it, I contracted it again.

I don’t think the symptoms are quite as bad as last time. But I do feel like crap. No Paxlovid this time — which I don’t think did much. This time I am on Molnupiravir.

I was supposed to go to a holiday celebration at a theme park today, but obviously that got canceled.

Hopefully this one won’t put me out for 2 weeks. But I won’t be producing much – if anything – until I feel better. My Pornhub upload this week is unedited. I don’t know if I’ll have an upload next week or not.

Sexy Stuff for Cyber Monday

November 26, 2022

Cyber Monday is this week! Here are some ideas to sexify the holidays!

Pornaments Sexy Santa – Pornaments has a great line of sexy/fun Christmas decor! A lot of different ones are available at this link: https://amzn.to/3XujQ8F

Reindeer Nipple Pasties – and other styles like snowmen and polar bears – https://amzn.to/3u4zgmA

Festive Thigh High Stockings – Thigh highs are always sexy! – https://amzn.to/3OCrGJk

Make yourself the gift with this Bowknot Lingerie – https://amzn.to/3OCrGJk

Naughty, Nice, Kinky Monthly Five Year Calendar – Chocked full of sexy ideas for you and your partner – https://amzn.to/3gJZyat

TOY TEST – KinkyVibes.net Realistic Glass Dildo

November 21, 2022

My first impression of this item was simply the weight. Even before I unboxed it, the weight of the package itself made me think perhaps something else was in the container as well. But once I unpacked it and and wrapped my hand around it, I had to plop it on my scale immediately. This toy has some serious mass to it! And length. And girth. Weighing in at over 1 pound 12 ounces, this is nine inches to reckon with!

That may not seem a lot of weight until you feel it in your hand and realize it is not exercise equipment (well, maybe a certain type of exercise 😉) but an item that is hand-made and very solid. There is no give to this toy like you would find in silicone or jelly-style dildos. This is one massive piece. So massive, even I struggled with it.

This is not a toy for beginners.

Maybe it was too rigid. I have been known to say I get disappointed in some silicone or rubber toys that just seem to collapse under the weight of insertion, but this toy has no give whatsoever. It is relentless in its trajectory. It stretches you until it’s as far in as it can go. I was not able to take the whole thing, even after several tries. And it’s not not just fantastic anally, it’s as good vaginally, strong and stiff.

There should be more toys as unyielding as this.

The glass makes it chilled to the touch, but can also be warmed in water to make it more life-like. It’s veined, which each item being slightly different since they are handmade. It also has.a 3.75” base to grip which does help. If you have a large enough harness, it can be used in your strap-on. However, I did find the base a little wobbly when set on a flat surface. It did seem to skitter around, the glass being slippery itself. The bottom could be flatter to help contradict this. I did find placing it on a towel to help a bit, but it was still slightly off-balance.

Made from lead-free borosilicate glass, so it is dishwasher safe and safe to use with all lubricants be they oil, water, or silicone based.

This toy ranks high with me because it is a challenge, and one I have yet to master. It’s ease of use, ease of cleaning, as well as it’s versatility, gives it a grade of 4.85 for me. If it would have been less wobbly sitting flat or had a very strong (detachable) suction cup, this would be a perfect toy.

To view or purchase this toy, please visit KinkyVibes.net/44393.

The unboxing video alone can be found on my new YouTube channel (created for unboxings only) – https://youtu.be/NEUKavK1Xuo

Full testing video, along with all my other toy tests, will be on my Pornhub Sunday November 27 – https://www.pornhub.com/model/morgan-destera.