TOY TEST – Nisxiuer Huge Fantasy Dildo

July 23, 2024

This is a great toy! The thicker tip made insertion a bit of a stretch. The opening stretch is one I crave and the various striations are ones you can definitely feel. This is one I highly recommend. Not for beginners, but for those with a sense of adventure and a hunger for more. I couldn’t quite get it all in, so that leaves me with a goal. I will conquer this!

Pictured above is comparison to a similar toy I have tried in the past and I must say I like this one better!

Video of my test can be found on my Pornhub here – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64b0bebfe88f0

This toy can be purchased here – https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C23VL4ZW

TOY TEST – Nisxieur Dual Licker

July 11, 2023

When I first saw this product I was intrigued – I had never seen a dual licker before. I knew I had to try it.

But soon I discovered that it was very awkward to use solo. You almost need three hands using this with a partner would be a much preferred way of play.

I did find that this licker was the best one I have used in terms of speed and power. I got wet fast and it did bring me to orgasm once I abandoned the notion of using both lickers simultaneously when alone.

Definitely worth using.

Video of my test is live on my Pornhub – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6494e83b39c25

To purchase – https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1Z7PC1Z

ELUST 162

Welcome to Elust 162

Elust is the only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month.

Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions, it’ll be here at Elust.

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Product Reviews

Mantric Rechargeable P-Spot Probe Vibrator Review

Sex Work

The Timeless Appeal of Phone Sex

Panty Selling

Cheating Husband Punished by Latex Mistress

A Man in Uniform with a Big Truncheon

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Erotic Fiction

Innocent Nanny voyeurism

Ring of Fire

Turned Into A Kinky Puppy For Mistress

The Proposal – MIRROR SECRET MIRROR

Books and Movies

Mirror Secret Mirror Book Review

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Celebrating Self-exploration and its Benefits

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

Single Column Tie: The Ultimate Guide For Beginners

GUEST BLOG – Kylie Cockwhore Kinky Commentary Part One

How To Set Effective Protocol in a 24/7 Dynamic

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GUEST BLOG – Kylie LuverGurl’s Kinky Commentary Part Two

June 14, 2023

Cock Sizes and Sissy Pussies

Ask most men about what is most important when it comes to their bodies, and they will admit (after looking around to make sure no one can hear) that cock size is really important. Men have been fascinated by cocks and male nudity for a significant portion of history. 

One need only do a middling amount of research: the symbol for good luck in Rome? A winged penis. One of the more popular deities in both Roman and Greek mythology? Priapus, possessed of a schlong so huge he needed a wheelbarrow to haul it around in. the popularity of codpieces in European fashion? Purpose? To show off how much junk the owner was hauling around in their pantaloons. 

Even today, in Japan, they have the Kanamara Matsuri, an annual festival celebrating man’s real best friend.  Iceland has the Phallological Museum… the Louvre of Love Members. And less amusingly, entire wars have been fought as proxies for establishing dominance of penis size. If you, dear reader, doubt my word… just read up on Lyndon Johnson’s rationale why the USA absolutely had to get involved in the fiasco in Vietnam. 

So yeah, to most males, a big cock is kinda a big deal. 

But let’s talk about sissies. A  large cock is not important in what passes for sissy culture, and many do not even like to call their “manhood” by that name, preferring to call it their clit, their pussy stick, or their clitty (I personally call mine my clitty). To a sissy, a large cock is not only irrelevant; some take pride on having a “clitty” small enough to easily tuck into a pair of skimpy panties. But what exactly is a sissy?

A quick definition might be in order here. Think of sissies as cross-dressers, with a highly sexual bent. Whereas cross-dressers are often just men who prefer women’s clothing and may even identify as heterosexual, sissies dress and identify as women for sexual purposes and  are usually homosexual. 

Sissies revel in acting like hyper-sexualized bimbos. Typical wardrobes include deliciously tight and revealing clothes, baby doll dresses, and, of course, outfits like the eponymous french maid’s outfits… often without any undergarments in that last case. To a sissy, being able to show off their ass is of paramount importance. Not surprisingly, almost all sissies are exclusively “bottoms.”

Where some gay men are “tops” (giving anal sex) or “versatile,”sissies tend to only crave receiving anal sex, or, in the vernacular of the gay subculture, “bottoms.” Sissies often do not even call like to it their ass, preferring more feminine slang like calling it their pussy or even their cunt.  To a good sissy, their main sexual organ is their pussy, much like many “GG’s” consider their pussy to be theirs.

Sissies thus tend to be more proud about how deep or tight their pussies are, and how much pleasure they can give “real men” when they are fucking them. 

And speaking from experience, I have used this boast more than once when trying to entice men into bed. Many times, when a guy is fucking me, I like to ask them how much they like my pussy, while reassuring them I love the feeling they are instilling in me as they  pound me (in between grunts of pleasure).

When not actively getting fucked, and sometimes even taking raw loads, many sissies love to train their pussies to take larger and larger objects. At one point, mine was trained to take up to twelve inch dildoesand my partner and I were seriously starting talk about training my pussy to take their fist. We had already purchased heavy duty lubricant when real-world concerns intervened. If we had had time to achieve that goal, I am sure, double fisting and deeper fisting would have been the next on my anal training agenda.

As was, even after that all stopped, I took every opportunity I could to stuff things in my pussy: Sharpie markers, ice cubes, vegetables, and condoms I would fill and let freeze to make ice dildoes (really fun to insert completely and let it melt!). I once even bought a candy bar on the way home from work, found a quiet and dark spot, dropped my boi pants and shoved it up my ass. It felt wonderful and depraved, though I had quite the mess by the time I got back home. iIt was totally worth it.

And yes, I was intensely proud of how my pussy training was proceeding. To this day, I adore the feel of my hole being stretched. I have a butt plug I use quite a bit, along with a small collection of dildoes and vibrators, and am constantly on the lookout for fun objects I can shove up my pussy. 

And I never forget that I am a sissy, and sissies only serve onepurpose in this life: to have the tightest, deepest, and most skilled pussies or cunts possible. Real men deserve no less. 

Writing this blog has me all horny, so I think I am going to go break out my favorite dildo and work my favorite hole hard for awhile!

Until next time, Kisses, Kylie!

TOY TEST – Nisxiuer Vibrating Steel Butt Plug

June 11, 2023

Cold steel – one of my favorite things a toy can be made of. 🤤 Unrelenting, unbending.

Unboxing

One of the best things about this product is its weight. Unlike silicone plugs, you can really feel this weighing inside of you. It weighs 4.5 ounces, which may not seem like a lot, but when it is in you, that weight makes a difference.

I also like the different settings the motor has. There is a wide variety, although it could be a little stronger, but that’s just my opinion. To me, the motors should always be stronger. The controls are easy to use as they are right at the bottom of the base. It comes with a magnetic charger, which are not my favorites, but at least it is wireless.

It also has a remote control which seems to have a pretty good range. This makes partner play a lot more fun. It’s good for any gender too.

Overall a nice little toy. I give it 4.4 stars.

It can be found on Amazon here – https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BRXT2Q73?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

The testing video will be live on my Pornhub https://www.pornhub.com/model/morgan-destera

TOY TEST – Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Vibrator

May 25, 2023

This product was quite a bit better than the last Pink Punch toy I tried, but it still needs some work.

Again, it is a very aesthetically pleasing toy. It’s soft to the touch and comes in a case that also acts as a charger. The colors are fun, as is the shape/design of it. You really can’t go wrong if you’re looking for something to display. Pink Punch really is innovative with the look of their toys. The packaging is engaging and yet discreet, and comes with a nice overlay that can be removed to just have the art to display.

But again, function is something they really need to work on more.

The size and shape of this toy is great. I liked holding it as it fir in my palm nicely hand has a soft touch skin. I liked the shape as it really could be pinpointed to a certain area like your clit or anus. It also has a cute little lanyard that can be attached and removed so you don’t lose it in bed (or inside you).

However, again, the motor is lacking in power. It just isn’t strong enough to really get me off. Another disadvantage was the control button. It is in a very awkward spot on the end of the stem and is adjacent to – and right up against – the fin made to attach the lanyard to. This makes turning power on and off, and circling through the settings, hard to do. The button is also very stiff and my thumb ached trying to push it hard enough to try every sequence.

But it is a decent toy and one I’m sure a lot of people will enjoy. I will use it again, but it is not one of my go-to implements. Pink Punch needs to really work on functionality over design as ultimately that’s what people want more. Make the motor a bit better and design it so that the controls are easier to access and use.

Pink Punch, I am available for consultation at any point during the design process. 😉

You can view the full test video on my Pornhub channel – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=644c40556945d

You can purchase the Sunset Mushroom here – https://www.pinkpunch.com/products/pinkpunch-sunset-mashroom-vibrator Use promo code DESTERA at check-out for extra savings!