TOY TEST – Funzze Bullet Egg with Clit Massager

December 17, 2022

This little toy actually shows some thought and innovation. It is small but looks can be deceiving. The flexibility of it as well as the strong motor pack a punch that left me gasping.

It seems like only an egg, but the tail is the hidden gem. The tip of the tail contains soft bristles or nubs. And, for once it seems, is actually flexible enough to be used on your clit while the egg is inserted. So while the main part of the bullet is inside rumbling against your G-spot, you can also hold the tip against your clit and really get off.

Of course, if not inserted, the toy can be used to stimulate your nipples, anus, or any other place you may like.

And this toy is small! At only 3.9 × 1.4 inch it is easily concealed for transportation or by keeping it tucked inside of you for some discreet fun. It also comes with a remote control you can pass onto your partner for fun while out running mundane errands, or at any other time. I did wear this out shopping and it did make my grocery store trip much more enjoyable.

The bullet egg has 10 vibration modes, from strong stimulation to single pulse. Different vibrations will give you various sensations and pleasures. The whole vibrator is waterproof, but please note the remote control is not. You can enjoy the teasing and flirting in bathtub, swimming pool or shower.

I rate this toy a 4.3 out of 5. It is easy to use, discreet, and powerful. It also has some versatility to it, either solo or with your partner. It’s worth adding to your collection.

You can purchase the egg Bullet on the Funzze site here – https://funzze.com/products/bullet-egg-with-clit-massager

You can view my full toy test on my Pornhub channel here – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph639dfd8341139

Covid – Round 2

December 9, 2022

Yep. I got it again.

I was just eligible for my next booster (had to wait 12 weeks from my last bout) but before I could schedule it, I contracted it again.

I don’t think the symptoms are quite as bad as last time. But I do feel like crap. No Paxlovid this time — which I don’t think did much. This time I am on Molnupiravir.

I was supposed to go to a holiday celebration at a theme park today, but obviously that got canceled.

Hopefully this one won’t put me out for 2 weeks. But I won’t be producing much – if anything – until I feel better. My Pornhub upload this week is unedited. I don’t know if I’ll have an upload next week or not.

Sexy Stuff for Cyber Monday

November 26, 2022

Cyber Monday is this week! Here are some ideas to sexify the holidays!

Pornaments Sexy Santa – Pornaments has a great line of sexy/fun Christmas decor! A lot of different ones are available at this link: https://amzn.to/3XujQ8F

Reindeer Nipple Pasties – and other styles like snowmen and polar bears – https://amzn.to/3u4zgmA

Festive Thigh High Stockings – Thigh highs are always sexy! – https://amzn.to/3OCrGJk

Make yourself the gift with this Bowknot Lingerie – https://amzn.to/3OCrGJk

Naughty, Nice, Kinky Monthly Five Year Calendar – Chocked full of sexy ideas for you and your partner – https://amzn.to/3gJZyat

TOY TEST – KinkyVibes.net Realistic Glass Dildo

November 21, 2022

My first impression of this item was simply the weight. Even before I unboxed it, the weight of the package itself made me think perhaps something else was in the container as well. But once I unpacked it and and wrapped my hand around it, I had to plop it on my scale immediately. This toy has some serious mass to it! And length. And girth. Weighing in at over 1 pound 12 ounces, this is nine inches to reckon with!

That may not seem a lot of weight until you feel it in your hand and realize it is not exercise equipment (well, maybe a certain type of exercise 😉) but an item that is hand-made and very solid. There is no give to this toy like you would find in silicone or jelly-style dildos. This is one massive piece. So massive, even I struggled with it.

This is not a toy for beginners.

Maybe it was too rigid. I have been known to say I get disappointed in some silicone or rubber toys that just seem to collapse under the weight of insertion, but this toy has no give whatsoever. It is relentless in its trajectory. It stretches you until it’s as far in as it can go. I was not able to take the whole thing, even after several tries. And it’s not not just fantastic anally, it’s as good vaginally, strong and stiff.

There should be more toys as unyielding as this.

The glass makes it chilled to the touch, but can also be warmed in water to make it more life-like. It’s veined, which each item being slightly different since they are handmade. It also has.a 3.75” base to grip which does help. If you have a large enough harness, it can be used in your strap-on. However, I did find the base a little wobbly when set on a flat surface. It did seem to skitter around, the glass being slippery itself. The bottom could be flatter to help contradict this. I did find placing it on a towel to help a bit, but it was still slightly off-balance.

Made from lead-free borosilicate glass, so it is dishwasher safe and safe to use with all lubricants be they oil, water, or silicone based.

This toy ranks high with me because it is a challenge, and one I have yet to master. It’s ease of use, ease of cleaning, as well as it’s versatility, gives it a grade of 4.85 for me. If it would have been less wobbly sitting flat or had a very strong (detachable) suction cup, this would be a perfect toy.

To view or purchase this toy, please visit KinkyVibes.net/44393.

The unboxing video alone can be found on my new YouTube channel (created for unboxings only) – https://youtu.be/NEUKavK1Xuo

Full testing video, along with all my other toy tests, will be on my Pornhub Sunday November 27 – https://www.pornhub.com/model/morgan-destera.

Exxxotica Wrap Up, Part Two

November 9, 2022

One thing I liked about Exxxotica was the number of seminars they had scheduled. One thing I did not like about Exxxotica was the unannounced changes to the seminar schedules.

There were two large rooms set aside for these classes. Only about 1/3 of the space of these rooms were used for seating. These talks were not well attended unfortunately. I would have liked to see more big-name professionals giving the talks rather than just anyone. It seemed anyone could sign up ahead of time to talk. And the ones I happened to see were not well prepared.

There were a few that were intriguing. One gentleman, a Master called Daddy Heff, gave an intriguing demonstration on “Heart Space Activation for BDSM Play.” With the help of his assistant, he was able to show how a don can still connect with his/her sub in order to achieve a deep intimacy. To prove this was not a fluke, he then chose a volunteer from the audience and was able to reduce her to emotional tears by touch and tone.

Other speakers were not as well prepared. One class I waited for was canceled totally (without notice – the speaker did not show at all) and another just turned into a Q and A with little substance. I have been to many panels at other cons, and have presented at a couple comic book cons myself, so I know how hard scheduling can be; but I feel if you sign up to do a panel, you should have something prepared. Also I think you should have to be vetted in order to present. A couple of presenters seemed to be there solely for their own ego and had nothing significant to add.

On Sunday I came to the expo more in “fun mode” – to shop and try out some things. I dressed more casually in a lace top and leggings and in return was paid more attention. One of the 420 friendly dealers was very caught up in me and we spoke at length about our businesses until he was called away. It made me feel proud to be recognized as a part of the industry.

There was a little activity over in the BDSM area so I wandered through there a bit. I watched how one could be freed from the shackles of a broken body as a wheelchair-bound woman was rigged and lifted from her chair during a shibari demonstration. She was able to float and be free with the help of bondage. This struck me as a very strong affirmation – the word “bondage” often conveys a negative connotation of being bound and controlled; but here the woman was unrestrained and liberated. It was very fascinating, and made me rethink my views on BDSM. (I am intrigued by the toys and limit testing, but I do not need the mind games of a Master/sub exchange, especially not 24/7. (My opinion only, I know many will cringe when I say “mind games”.)

I felt a little emboldened by that display so I asked one of the sellers in the area about flogging. He explained the different floggers he had on display – some were soft, some were more “thuddy”, and some were harsh – and then asked if I would like a demonstration. I agreed as long as it was easy as I was slightly nervous. He again asked for my consent before applying the flogger for a few moments. He made sure to only hit my backside. The flogging in my back itself did nothing for me, but I quite liked it on my ass and wished it could have gone on longer. (Thank you Poppa Scott at Flogger Knows Best – https://www.floggerknowsbest.com).

I wandered around the floor, taking in the sites and chatting with various vendors. They seemed much more open to me in my Fun Mode than when I was in Work Mode. One vendor, MotorBunny (www.motorbunny.com) offered a live demo ride on one of their sex machines. It was quite innovative and worked as a video game. The game itself was like Flappy Bird – you go up, the machine vibes one way, you go down, it lowered gear, and if you crashed you definitely felt it. It was distracting to try to concentrate on the game while having all that horsepower between your legs. I would love to add one to my collection! You could also set it to sync with music and other options. Several other models were also available. And they gave out lighted bunny ears as an incentive.

The rest of the time I just walked around and observed. I spoke to one lady, Addis, between panels and got to know this wonderful person. She, like me, is in a ping-distance relationship so we commiserated about that for a bit. I met others on the floor, tried some wonderful infused popcorn by Mia’s Heart, Hemp Life (http://miasheart.com – I need to order some more! It was so good!) There was also an axe throwing area, but I didn’t try it.

All in all, it was a good trip. I did not get to see my guy due to extenuating circumstances, but I knew that it was a long shot anyway. He did chat with me on my drive home so I still felt it was a productive trip. Whether my inquiries and cards I handed out will result in an uptick of readers or listeners is something I am looking forward to discovering. Is it something I need to go to again? No, not really, unless I was an invited guest. I would like to compare this to a more fetish themed show (I found out there is a small fetish con somewhat near me so maybe someday I’ll be able to attend it for comparison.) Maybe if I come back, I will do my own panel and you can bet I’ll be prepared!

TOY TEST – Sohimi.com Uranus Rainbow Fantasy Dildo

November 6, 2022

Monster and fantasy dildos are trendy. The Uranus fantasy dildo by Sohimi is aptly named as it is otherworldly.

Clocking in at almost nine inches long (over six inches insertable), as well as an insertable 2.16 inches wide, this toy will challenge even the most trained anus. The sculpt has many textures and convolutions that will stretch and shrink you over and over.

The overall shape is highlighted by the curved top which also has a bit of a point to it. This makes it easy, if not a tiny bit painful, to insert. It then extends to a good 1.6 inch width almost immediately.

The toy, too, has a good spring to it. It will hold up to any amount of pressure put onto it. I do prefer them a little firmer, but this one does pop back.

The base also provides an added test with its spikes. If you are lucky enough to settle this all the way in, the barbs will bite into your skin. This additional sensation can be teeth-grinding when you’re already spread and perhaps even in pain.

The base, too, features a suction cup which actually holds well for a change. So many suction cups are just not up to the task. This one, however, does it’s job well. I think the weight of this toy – almost a full pound – helps keep is steady. The rainbow color makes it attractive for everyone.

All in all, I give this toy a 4.6 out of 5. It was just a little bit big, even for me. But it’s a challenge I look forward to conquering.

This toy can be viewed and purchased if you Click here. Be sure to use promo code DESTERA at check-out to save 20%.

As always, tests of the toys featured in my blog can be found on m6 Pornhub account: https://www.pornhub.com/model/morgan-destera

I now also have a YouTube channel for UNBOXINGS ONLY: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCg-D2GeWVutRDJg1sJlTJyg