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Updates

October 14, 2024

This last 5-6 weeks has been pretty busy.

I met up with MM in early September, right after Labor Day. That was very intense. He had a free sample of ā€œthe little blue pillā€œ and by the time we finish the first round, it had kicked in. Holy crap! I didn’t think it would end – not that I wanted it to. I think I came very close to actually being totally spent. My ass was certainly sore, and loosened up. I’m pretty sure he was empty too. There are some great videos on my Pornhub about this meet up. Unfortunately, there were some that Pornhub would not allow me to upload because of ā€œbodily fluidsā€.

Damn I miss him.

I did have kind of a short little breakdown afterwards because he barely talked to me for like two weeks right after this and the timing made me very suspect; when I don’t get a dick pic from him for two weeks it’s concerning. But I finally emailed him directly and he wrote back almost immediately saying things were fine. But my brain just was crazy at that point and I don’t know why. I think I was afraid that I had gone too far during this meet up or possibly he got caught, but everything is fine. We would have met up this coming week, but hotel rooms are insanely high due to a convention in town.

And a couple weeks ago, Hurricane Helene hit South Carolina, right where my son lives. His town got hit by the eye wall. He was without power and without Internet. After several days, he contacted me and I could hear the panic in his voice so I drove down about 13 hours to bring him supplies. It was odd driving because going through some of the states they were signs saying ā€œtravel to Tennessee is prohibitedā€ and ā€œaccess to North Carolina is not recommended.ā€ One of the roads I usually take to go down there was totally washed out so I had to take a different route than I normally do. The artist part of all is that I really saw no damage until I get right up to his neighborhood. Lots and lots of trees down. It was worse right around the corner from him where there were still wires on the roads.

Because there was no power when I was down there I brought him back up here with me. He stayed for a few days. During that time we managed to spread his dad’s ashes. Which is something I wanted him to be around for. It was a relief to do so, even though I was plagued by guilt when we started. The guilt did dissipate quickly and now I just feel glad that that’s over.

The following week I was just busy trying to catch up on everything. I had a lot of appointments that kept me hopping. I just felt totally exhausted. Bone deep exhaustion. I’m finally starting to feel a little bit better today, but we my brother and my brother-in-law are going to the amusement park this weekend for Halloween weekends. This is my favorite time of year, so I’m going to take advantage of it.

So please feel free to go. Check out the videos from my meet up with my guy. Can’t wait to get together with him again!

https://www.pornhub.com/model/morgan-destera

TOY TEST – Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers

September 29, 2024

Love nipple play? This may be the perfect nipple toy!

Crafted from silky body-safe silicone, these vibrating breast suckers are designed to envelop both the breast and nipple for complete coverage and enhanced pleasure. The suction creates a vacuum that boosts sensitivity, making the vibrations and teasing tassels inside the cups more stimulating. Use the remote control to choose your favorite titty vibe from 10 vibration patterns of the nipple stimulator. Waterproof and body-safe, these breast suckers free up your hands for more exploration!

  • Enjoy freedom from cords or wires with easy magnetic charging.
  • Crafted from soft, skin-friendly silicone for a comfortable fit.
  • Select from 10 different vibration modes to suit your preferences.
  • Easily adjust settings with the convenient two-button remote control.
  • Large suction cups for powerful and enhanced stimulation.

My nipples are usually very sensitive. In fact this last time when I met up with my guy, they were very swollen and painful afterwards for days. Of his toy is not as good as having a skilled lover, it is an interesting sensation. I was pleased to see that these are larger sized cups, so I will fit a variety of different breast sizes. They do have bristles inside that tickle the sensitive tissue and can be very arousing.

My wish for this toy would be that it would be again more powerful. I did enjoy it, but there needs to be another level or two of motion. Also this would be a fantastic toy. It also housed a more direct sucker toy that latched onto you as well. You might not ever be able to peel them from me if this becomes a reality.

I rate this a solid 3.5 on a scale of 1 to 5. (I’m trying to be better at my ratings. It seems all my ratings are in the high 4-5 range which is truthfully very unlikely. So this toy is well above average. Average would be 2.5)

You can purchase the toy here – https://funzze.com/products/vibrating-nipple-suckers

You can view my complete toy test including unboxing here – https://www.pornhub.com/interstitial?viewkey=66f8a934a7883

Maybe Figured Something Out

August 29, 2024

I think my MM and a I have discovered a way to get together maybe a bit more frequently 

I am going to see him next week, which is highly unusual since I just saw him last month. But I think we’ve figured something out

He often spends the night in the city due to his work schedule. Sometimes he eorks late and then has to be back to work the next morning at 8 AM or so. This is kind of what happened last time I saw him, but he had the added ability that he took Saturday off also.

Next week he is staying in the city for two nights in a row due to having to be to work early the next day. He told me that I kind of said that’s very tempting. He said well I wouldn’t kick you out my bed if you showed up. So we came up with the idea, even though he has to work I can still come in and see him overnight and hang out doing whatever I wanted during the day.

So maybe this will be a solution that we will be able to get to see each other a little little more often. If I’m going into the city, I take the train so I don’t have to deal with traffic. I had a voucher from my last trip since it was delayed so long. The train station is only like 15 minute walk from the hotel, I usually catch a cab simply because I have a lot of luggage. This trip I’m not going to bring a lot with me. 

Crossing my fingers at this works out well and he doesn’t get too exhausted. And we can do this more frequently.

TOY TEST – Funzze Jeweled Vibrating Butt Plug

August 26, 2024

There really isn’t a lot to say about this toy. I was drawn to it because of the pretty jewel on it and the fact that it had a remote control. The jewel is pretty and has a lot of facets but is plastic.

To me this toy is just mid. Not great, not horrible. I think it would be a good starter plug, but the vibrations are not that strong and the patterns are kind of limited. Still it does give you a little bit of a stretch since it is a plug, it measures 3.55″ in length, with 2.8″ in insertable length and 1.3″ in insertable width. But I don’t see anyone with any kind of anal experience really getting off on this. The remote is nice as you can wear this out and about and have your lover zap you discreetly. But you may barely feel the vibrations at all.

This anal plug is made from silicone with a silky-smooth finish. This also means that it is free of hazardous chemicals, such as latex, BPA, and phthalates, which may be harmful when introduced into the body. It’s an effortless experience with a water-based lubricant for a silky glide.

It has a rounded pleasure tip for effortless insertion and stimulate your most pleasurable areas. Its wide, round base keeps the plug at a safe depth. It is ideal for those starting out with anal stimulation or for experienced users.

I rate it a very average 3 out of 5

You can purchase the toy here: https://funzze.com/products/vibrating-jeweled-butt-plug

Video of the unboxing and testing is on my Pornhub – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66cbc97e4a1d4

Kink Orientation Scale

August 16, 2024

There is now an 18 question quiz to discover what your kink scale is. This will not identify what kinks you are into, but will identify whether you are kinky or vanilla. This quiz has been scientifically created by a team led by Dr Liam Wignall (University of Brighton), Professor Mark McCormack (Aston University), Tom Carpino (Johns Hopkins University), Dr Rebecca Owens (University of Sunderland), and Thomas Barton (Poole Hospital).

You can take the quiz Here

Here are my results: