Morgan Destera

December 23, 2024

“In demonology, Marchosias is a great and mighty Marquis of Hell, commanding thirty legions of demons. In the Ars Goetia, the first book of The Lesser Key of Solomon (17th century), he is depicted as a wolf with griffin wings and a serpent’s tail, spewing fire from his mouth. At the request of the magician, he may take the form of a man.” (According to Wikipedia.) This is a very apt name, as this toy is a demonic beast, molded in the depiction of a canine phallus, knot and all.

As you can see, this toy – the “small” version is pictured – is a beast. This toy is 8 1/2 inches tall, 2 inches across the widest part of the knot, and impressively weighs over a pound. The medium and large versions of this measure 10 1/2 inches and 13 inches! But wait! There’s an Extra Large Marchosias out there at a frightening (yet curiously —-) with a 16 inch total length – 14 inches of which is insertable.

I did try to use this vaginally but was soon tamed by this beast. I did not even add my woes to the toy test video. It was too much for me. Instead I called my friend, who again very willingly stepped up to the plate to present his anus to the demon.

I must say I enjoyed handling this toy much more than I did The Serpent. The heft of this item made using it on him much easier. I was able to firmly push it in and hold it there. The knot caught his hole at the widest, holding him there. My friend gave a valiant effort but did tap out.

I was glad to see that the larger versions of this toy are suction cup compatible. That will make it much easier for solo play. The small size, however, is not adapted for one so if you are looking to play alone, you may want to use a medium or even bigger.

Here are my friend/test subject’s view on the toy:

“I found this product to be as advertised. I liked the fact that it was not made of hard plastic so that it could change shape a little bit and make it easier for me to accommodate all of it. This one stretched me out and I can feel it. This is one that didn’t exactly feel comfortable but I think that was the point. I think this is one that if I used more often I would eventually get used to it as it was though I thought it was a nice thrill ride”.

He also gave me a nice compliment: “I know this won’t go in the review but I have a lot of positive things to say about the technique of the person who put it inside me. You do a really good job. You’re not rough at all but you also making clear that this is what you signed up for and it’s going in 😂 ❤️”

This toy is top tier! It’s beautifully made also – the one pictured is in “demon blood” color, but you can also get it in demon blood (ombré). I rate this as a solid 9, just on the reactions of my friend. The cost is more higher end, but it highly recommended. It could give you a goal to work up to.

You can purchase the Marchosias here: https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/marchosias-dog-dildo

Video of the unboxing and the test is on my Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6767867d99bba

December 9, 2024

I opened up a box from my guy a few days ago and couldn’t help but laugh. A large bottle of white lube appropriately named “Jizz”. I had to smell it… it had no scent. It also had no real taste either. But it is a very nice water-based lubricant that is as thick and creamy as the real thing.

Then a few days later I got another package and laughed even harder. Not only was it a dick in a box – it was a squirting dick in a box. The Jizz lube was for the toy.

You can view the video here: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=67571906f3987

November 30, 2024

Wow… this toy… ::chef’s kiss::

I really am not sure what to say about this toy because there’s just so much to say about it.

Twelve inches of fun silicone — there is an 18” version also — beautifully sculpted and colored in demon’s blood. The full 2” diameter is actually the easy part of the experience. Even the wrapper is cool since it’s shrink wrapped with the Twisted Beast logo and not just haphazardly thrown in a bag or box.

I love the look of this Snake dildo. The snake skin look and feel and the snake head reflects a demonic aura. The sheer length is enough to intimidate even the most experienced users (that’s one reason I went for the 12 inch because the 18” frightened me). It also comes with a collectible holographic art card featuring the toy, a great carrying bag, and a good sized bottle of Twisted Beast’s own lube. The bag itself is rather large and I have it hanging on my wall because I love the logo.

The Serpent does have some heft to it. But the weight combined with the length also makes it a bit hard to control. After trying to stick it to my shower wall several times, I realized there was no suction cup! Therefore, it was very hard for me to use this on myself. (The 18″ size of The Serpent comes with it’s own removable Suction Cup and are Vac U Lock Compatible.) I had to recruit somebody to help me test out this toy.

I lubed up his ass as well as the toy. It was very difficult to get the toy started just because of its floppiness and because of the lube. I had to try several times to get this Snake dildo seated but once I did, it slid in much easier. The trick is not to get discouraged. It was even harder to insert the second time, as my hands and the toy were even more coated with lube. The toy slid through my hands several times before entering the canal.

It seemed to take forever to insert the entire length. My friend jerked when it hit the sphincter and I did have to pause, but he was a trooper and allowed me to continue. Both times he took almost the entire length. He said he enjoyed it immensely and was grateful for its softness. While I would advocate for a sturdier toy simply to make it easier to insert – it’s hard to get going because of the flex in it. I think we both decided that perhaps a firmer head and maybe the 1st inch or so would help get it into the anal cavity. The diameter was never a problem.

I did try it vaginally on myself as well. It was easier for me to do this and I admit I did love the textured skin. However again its length made it awkward to use. Part of the problem though are yhe dimensions of my own inside. This toy was not made for vaginal use.

I have to take that thought into consideration during my rating. It’s a fantastic toy, very well made and I do believe it is worth the money. I rate it 4.3 out of 5 (remember I am trying to be more honest in my number rankings). I wish Twisted Beast included the suction cup or at least made one available in their shop and encouraged people to get one when they purchase this. I also would like to see it a bit stiffer to help in solo play.

You can purchase The Serpent here: https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/the-serpent-snake-dildo

The full video of the testing process is on my Pornhub and can be viewed at: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=674a49a948e87

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Welcome to Elust 179

Elust is the only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month.

Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice, or kinky discussions, it’ll be here at Elust.

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Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships:

Pleasure Me Now, Virtual Vibrations: Bringing LDR Bliss With Blowjob Machines

Tantric Sexual Healing, Awakening Intimacy: A Tantric Journey to Sacred Sensuality

Erotic Fiction

Fern River Cub, Luc listens in

Lexi Rose, The Message: A Short Erotic Story – Part 1

Modesty Ablaze, “A Naughty Surprise” Part 4 of my Hotwife Diaries Audio Reading

Product Reviews

Sydney Screams, The Bivius Alien Dildo by Uberrime

Morgan Destera, TOY TEST – Funzze Black Fantasy Dildo

Liz X, Kiiroo Pearl 3 Vibrator Review: Remote Play & Video Sync Make It Unstoppable

Sex Toy DB, The Top 5 Squirting Dildos in 2024 to Simulate Ejaculation

Of Sex and Love, Heidi

Erotic Non Fiction

Awakening Your Inner Essence, A Tantric Perspective on Reclaiming Our Inner Worth

Kristina J, Humiliation To Liberation: A Dance Of Desire – 10 Years Of Submission

barefoot sub, Dancing In The Dark

Femina Viva, Managing the “feels” when visiting a companion

Sex Work

Carman Fox, Master Escort Communication

Thornhill Digital, The Future of Labour Rights Within Online Sex Work

Elizabeth, Torture Goddess

Sex Worker Search, Sex Worker Blogs via RSS Feed

Oz Bigdownunder, Oz in Dubai. Australian Halal Sausage is Back on the Menu

Books and Movies

The History of BDSM, The People’s Porn: A History of Handmade Pornography in America, by Lisa Z. Sigel

Writing about writing

Ramone Quides, When One Door Closes, Meditation Begins

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November 10, 2024

As you may notice in my next photos and videos that both of my nipple rings are now gone. If you remember my last full blog post, I mentioned how my right nipple was sore and had a lump next to it after some very rough play the last time I met up with my MM. I did consult with my piercer and she suggested I try to used titanium jewelry to help heal it back up. I did buy some and use them, but my nipple was not getting any better. I did soak it also with saline. After another consultation, we decided that I should just take it out. This was the same nipple that totally ripped out after I got it done the first time so this was already compromised.

So I decided that since I was only having one nipple ring that I should make it a good one. I wanted something bold and something that really fit my personality. I didn’t want just a little jewel or something. On hindsight, I should’ve kept in what I had because it did fit my personality. It was a skull head. But after several days of looking and being frustrated, I couldn’t find what I wanted. I finally made a choice.

I really like the blood drip effect. I was a little scared that the drips would break off, however.

So I put it in and it looked really good. However, I noticed that it was starting to bleed for real around the holes and crust over. It wasn’t much but as I kept an eye on it, I then noticed that my skin was starting to split, and the jewelry was starting to reject. So I took it out. My nipple looked like it was almost split in two. I was highly disappointed, but it seems that it was just a little too small for what I wanted to use it for.

So I have no nipple jewelry and I really liked my nipple jewelry. I hope the future at least get one pierced. I don’t know if the right one will take another piercing since it’s already been done twice, but I would still like to get my one done if I can.

So let this be a precaution to you. Make sure your jewelry is the right size when you go to use it. Take good care of it. Keep it clean and use saline washes.

November 4 is National Sex Toy Day!

November 2, 2024

The Penis and the Clitoris side by side. Yeah, not so different. The clitoris and penis develop from the same fetal tissue. The clit has as much erectile tissue as the penis and becomes engorged when properly aroused. Just as the penis is the center of orgasmic pleasure for males, the clit is the center of orgasmic pleasure for females.

However, unlike the penis, a womens main pleasure organ is often neglected.

Can you imagine if during sex your penis was mostly ignored, or all the focused was on the head? What about if you were expected to have sex when your penis wasn’t even erect?

This is the material reality for many women.

So lets really integrate and honor this information! Once we do it will shift the way we have sex and look at female pleasure. 🤗

Explore. Be part of the change!

Embrace Cliteracy

• Remember, the clit hugs the vagina. The vagina itself is a birthing canal with limited nerve endings. The vagina innervates the clit.*

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Sex Educator

October 28, 2024

Don’t be put off by its monster-like appearance, as looks can be deceiving. This “monster” toy is very suitable for beginners with its modest 7.5 inch insertable length and average width. It’s got some good weight to it to, weighing in at over 12 ounces.

I decided to try this piece anally since I do have a foreshortened pussy due to hysterectomy. This dildo total length of 9 inches and insertable length of 7.5 inches. The head of this fantastic monster is only 1 inch, which is very easy to insert even for beginners. The length was no problem for me anally. I do wish it was a little bit stiffer as I fumbled a bit getting it inserted. (To make the insertion smoother, I recommend using a water-based lubricant.)

This monster-style toy features a scale-like texture right down the shaft, causing intense stimulation during use. It also features ridges and dots on its surface, providing additional texture and dimension. Its insertion into the vagina promises a heightened level of pleasure and excitement during your masturbation experience.

Crafted from premium quality, ultra-soft silicone material, this dildo offers an incredibly comfortable and realistic experience, while also being easy to clean. This makes it an excellent option for individuals with sensitive skin or allergies. Its hypoallergenic and body-safe properties make it suitable for vaginal or anal stimulation. The website mentions oral play also, but I find it hard to use any silicone or rubbery toy in my mouth.

Featuring a reliable suction base, rest assured that this dildo will remain securely attached, ensuring uninterrupted pleasure. Transform your shower, mirror, balcony, or even your office into a realm of delightful sensations. The Funzze silicone dildo effortlessly adheres to any smooth surface, enabling mind-blowing orgasms even in unexpected locations.

I rate this toy a good 3.5 out of 5. It could be a bit firmer, but the suction cup is one of the stronger ones I’ve used so it stayed in place while inserting and playing. The scales and texture was a pleasant surprise that I quite liked. 

You can purchase the dildo here – https://funzze.com/products/black-fantasy-dildo

9" Black Fantasy Dildo

You can see video of my toy test here –  https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=671ae33cbf979

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