TOY TEST – Funzze 3-in-1 Sucking Flapping Vibrator

March 19, 2025

I think most people will be intrigued with this toy due to the novelty of it being 3-in-1, but sometimes too much is not a good thing.

It’s not that this toy is bad, it’s just that too many features can be a drain on the motor and battery life. Thus said, I feel the sucker portion of this toy is underpowered.

But the hammer/thumper side is a much better device to use on your sensitive areas.

This two is not just 3-in-1, it is also dual ended. The head has functions on both sides: one with a sucking function, and the other with a hammer/flapper. The handle is a 10 speed thrusting vibrator. There is virtually no way you would not enjoy at least one of the actions on this toy.

But as I mentioned before, so many features can be not necessarily a bad thing, but an underpowered toy. Then again, I am the one who says “meh” when other women are raving about their rose sucking toys. I guess I just need more power (insert Tim the Tool Man Taylor grunting here – and I realize I am probably dating myself with that reference.)

I did really enjoy the hammering sensation on the opposite side of the head, though. This was my favorite function and the one I have gone back to several times now. It does get the job done.

I was surprised with the handle. I expected it to be a vibrator, but I did not expect it to be a thrusting dildo too. Again, though, the thrusting action is a bit underpowered.

All in all though this is a great toy. I do believe everybody will find something they like about it, and it can’t be switched between partners too. Don’t like the sucker? Use it on the tip of your guys cock or his anus. The hammer leave you unsatisfied? Use the vibrator handle instead.

I really can’t find too much fault with this toy. Underpowered is my opinion only and it’s one I use quite frequently with toys, especially when it comes to suction. Other people seem to find it quite pleasurable. The only other complaint I have is the magnetic charger. Anyone who has read my blog before knows how I hate them. Despite that, I rate this toy as a 4.3 out of 5.

You may purchase the 3-in-1 here – https://funzze.com/products/3-in-1-sucking-flapping-thrusting-vibrator

You can view the entire unboxing and test on my Pornhub here – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=67bdf0071c1c3

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Erotic Non Fiction

Fern River Club, Come-In (Part 5)

Voyageur, Bucket List

Kristina J, Embracing Sexual Freedom

Awakening Your Inner Essence, Pleasure as a Pathway to Wholeness a journey through Tantra

Simone Francis, Fetish Puppet Master

Artwork

Morgan Destera, Art

Sex Work

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Sex Worker Search, Guide to Bluesky for Sex Workers

Body Talk and Sexual Health

Femina Viva, Learning to think, feel, live, love and laugh with my third brain, my pu$$y

Art for Kink’s Sake

For a photo, not a painting- but art is art!

“shades” numbers 3 and 4

March 12, 2025

Numbers 3 & 4 in my 50 “shades” paintings

Link to my Etsy store- https://morgandestera.etsy.com

“Shades #2”

Febtuary 23, 2025

Number two in my collection of 50 “shades” paintings

8×10”

Mixed media

https://morgandestera.etsy.com/listing/1882931645

TOY TEST – Funzze Inflatable Vibrator

January 29, 2025

This will be a rather short review because I received and tested this toy back in November but I fell down some stairs, injured myself, and was unable to actually write this review until now. Unfortunately now my impressions of this toy are hazy.

This is another fun Funzze product. But there are a few flaws. The first problem I had was with the “handle”. This toy features an embedded shaped handle which I found to be awkward to hold. Also the placement of the power and mode buttons are in a spot which is hard to access when holding the handle. I fumbled around trying to find the right button in a comfortable manner.

My second issue is that this toy just does not inflate large enough. I have played with inflatables before and truthfully they are one of my favorites as usually I can inflate them very large and pull them out while still inflated. This toy does not seem to inflate barely at all, and even worse does not have a setting where you can stop it during its inflate cycle and still keep air in it.

But the toy does have some good points, the first being that is is an automatic inflator. I have used a lot of manual ones and while you can inflate them rather large, you do have to have a little bit of dexterity to be able to close off the valve to keep it inflated while it’s still inside you if you are alone.

Another good point is that this has dual action. It only doesn’t inflate, but it also vibrates at the same time. And you can use the vibration separate if you wish. It does offer a bit of variety also with 5 expansion speeds & 9 vibration patterns.

Overall, I rate this toy about a 3 1/2 out of five. It would rate a lot higher if it just inflated a bit larger and if it could stay inflated for a long period of time.

You can purchase the toy through this link – https://funzze.com/products/inflatable-vibrator

The full unboxing and test video is now live on my Pornhub – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6799925b7859e

Art

January 28, 2025

I’ve been getting restless lately. I need to do something creative. My long-form writing has not doing well due to brain fog from my medications. So I decided to start painting,

I know I’m not the best artist by far. But I need the outlet.

This, as well as some of my writings, can be found at https://morgandestera.etsy.com

NOTE: I have revamped my shop and have lowered prices on s lot of items. Larger items you can now make offers on. One out of stock story has been renewed!