TOY TEST – Funzze Glass Dildo with a “Twist”

July 27, 2024

When I saw this product listed under new releases, I knew I had to try it. Why? Because it was glass, and because it offered a design that featured a rather unique gesture that looked rather fun.

Yes, that is a handle attached to the end. And with the red ridge spiraling up to the tip, this looked like it could corkscrew into me delightfully.

Crafted from premium, body-safe glass, this glass dildo with handle offers an impeccably smooth and firm experience—a true delight for those who appreciate sensation play. Its standout feature, the rotary handle, allows for deep, controlled penetration and manipulation, ensuring a comfortable fit and easy navigation, regardless of your experience level. Not only does it serve as a juicer for triggering g-spot orgasms, but it is also a perfect glass anal dildo. This small glass dildo measures 1.45 inches wide at the tip and 4.7 inches long, with up to 4.2 inches insertable. The base is 2 inches wide.

One thing to note: These toys are hand-made, so they may have very slightly different dimensions, hues and shapes to those shown.

This glass g-spot dildo has a special shaft adorned with a wide, rounded, ruby-coloured spiral ridge, designed to provide a sensual massage and create delightful feelings at your most sensitive places.

Increase your enjoyment with the unique crank handle feature designed for slow, exciting twists that boost the excitement. The feeling of ‘juicing’ presents a new kind of pleasure, giving you a standout experience.

Feel safe with this g-spot glass dildo made from borosilicate glass. This ensures it won’t cause allergies and doesn’t contain harmful stuff like phthalates and latex. Plus, it works well with any kind of lubricant, making it an excellent choice for everyone.

I must say it was fun to twist the toy inside of me, but I think it would be more fun to have someone else do it for you. I also think the ridges need to be a bit more prominent to be felt more. I really didn’t get as much sensation from them as I had hoped.

I can’t really complain though. The compact size makes it a good choice for beginners and the crank makes it intriguing for more experienced lovers also. This toy really is a win-win.

As always, video of my complete toy test is available on Pornhub: https://pornhub.mainhub.com/video-manager/edit-video?vkey=66a42d547ced7

The toy may be purchased here: https://funzze.com/products/glass-dildo-with-rotary-handle

Quality Time

July 25, 2024

My trip to see my MM is complete now. And I don’t feel devastated at least. I’m not sure what I feel. I may be holding it all down because it was such a good visit and I don’t want to ruin it with expectations I cannot have.

My train was four hours late getting into my station to pick me up. When your train is expected at 1:40 AM Thursday and it doesn’t get in until almost 6:00 AM, you just can’t sleep in between because you’re not exactly sure when it’s going to show up. When I left my house, it was on time. By the time I got to my station an hour and a half later, the train was an hour late. Then two hours, then three etc. etc. (After the full trip was completed I called Amtrak and got a $75 voucher.)

I did manage to nap a little bit during the trip, but it was maybe an hour to an hour and a half. The train engineer did manage to pick up an hour so I was only three hours late getting into the city. But still at work anyways so didn’t make much of a difference. But by the time I got an Uber he was at the hotel. This is the first time he actually had to wait for me.

Thursday night when I got in, let me rest a little bit and and brought me some food and drink. After I relaxed a bit we made love and I fell right asleep. It was so nice being in bed with him again. I loved waking up with him next to me. He left for work Friday morning, and I had planned on doing some sightseeing. However, I started getting really ill and ended up vomiting a bit and I was extremely dizzy. I figure I must’ve gotten some motion sickness on the train, but I’ve never had it before. I do remember though when we were making love I was getting up dizzy also. I ended up going to the drugstore and picking up some motion sickness pills which helped. But not enough. Later on I Instacart a different type, which combined really helped a lot. I am still a bit lightheaded, even though I don’t have the nausea anymore.

Friday I went to Rockefeller Center, which is where NBC network is located and in wintertime has the iconic ice-skating rink. Then I went to the Museum of Broadway which was a delight for me. That night, I went and saw “Tommy” (by The Who) which was closing that weekend, so I was very glad I got to see it. (I saw the film when I was very young and it really carved itself into my psyche.)

Saturday morning we woke up and made love again. Both times were more “normal” than we have ever had. (He didn’t know I was ill at that time but I told him later – he, however, was also experiencing stomach issues and was eating a lot of Pepto Bismol. It was still great sex and we both climaxed and had weak legs afterwards.

Then it was time to check out. We took a taxi to the train station and took it to where his truck was. Now this is where it starts to get “real”. Suddenly, I am riding in his truck with him at my side, eating dinner at a diner with him across from me. Wandering around a bookstore, waiting for the new hotel to open up. It was just so normal. It was just way too easy for me to picture us as husband and wife. And I’m sure anybody saw us together thought we were.

Truthfully, I never expected to have this kind of experience with him even though I wanted it for a long time. I never really expected to ride in his truck, even though he had mentioned it several times. I never really expected to have dinner out with him. Usually, he brings it into the room for us. I definitely never expected to just wander around with him, in his home territory.

Finally, we were able to check into the room and we just spent the rest of the day watching TV. Later he ordered pizza.

The next day, again it was great waking up next to him. We didn’t make love anymore that weekend, but I didn’t feel like I needed to. (I didn’t even really get any video for PH!) The time we spent together was intimate. We snacked in the morning and then drove about 45 minutes up to a casino and spent some time there. We ate lunch and then went back to the casino for a while. Neither one of us came out ahead, but we did have a couple winning streaks. Then we went back to the hotel. He did have to return home that night to catch up with his kids, but returned the next morning with breakfast for me. He shaved my armpits, as he had promised to do, and changed my clit hood jewelry (it kept hanging up in the other rings painfully.)

Then we were back in his truck and on the way to the light rail station so we could go to back to the city where he went to work and I waited for my train home.

There was a bit bittersweet watching him walk away. My heart was full and I was very happy. It’s just so easy to see us together.

As I said, I’m not really sure how I feel at the moment. Still on high, but not an extreme high but at least I’m not crying inside.

I’m trying to tell myself what will be, will be.

Upcoming Trip

July 13, 2024

I have a trip east coming up next week. Of course I am going to see my MM 🙂 But what’s better is that we get two nights together. It’s a little complicated. His W it’s going to be out of town for a week and his kids are having people over at the house so he said he was going to stay in the city. He told me the days off. I asked him when he thought would be best for me to come and he’s the one who set the timeline. I’m leaving Thursday at 1:45 in the morning and getting into town about 730 at night. He’ll be at work and will get to the hotel, about 10 o’clock,so that’ll give me a couple hours to rest and freshen up. Ee have Thursday night and Friday night together.

But the thing that really shocked me is he took Saturday off. He NEVER takes a day off. I would never ask him to take a day off. And he even mentioned going to a museum or something, which I hope does come to fruition. 

Saturday we check out of the hotel and we are going to take the train back into town where he lives. He said he wanted to help me with the trains because it can be very confusing and since I will have a big suitcase, a bit awkward. Another thing about this is that he will have to drive me from the train station to the hotel that I’ve got set up. I know he will go home Saturday night, but he has all day Sunday off. I don’t know what plans there might be for Sunday. Then Monday he’s going to help me go back to the train to pick up my train to go back to my home. He has to go to work Monday anyways and the timing is great for both of us.

So this all sounds wonderful, and I really hope it comes to fruition because I would really love to have the time to spend with him. My fear is that he freaks out a little bit, which has done in the past, and decides to go home Friday night. I don’t think he will because of the train situation Saturday but I know he can get in a mindset that is kind of guilt-ridden I think.

I am hoping do something by myself Friday night while he’s at work. I will have most of the day Friday by myself also and I’m hoping to do some more sightseeing that I didn’t get to the last couple times.

I am very excited. I am praying that everything works out.

TOY TEST – Funzze Glass Butt Plug with a Surprise

June 30, 2024

If you guys have been following me at all, then you know how much I love glass. I love the weight of it and I love the sturdy mass of it. Glass is easy for me to push in as it is a solid object with no leeway or crumpling.

When I saw this plug on the Funzze website, I felt like I had to try it out. It was a good length at four inches, and even better was quite hefty weighing in at close to 5 ounces.

As you can see the plug is a good shape too. I actually had to stop when I was pushing it in because it was stretching me and it was actually a little painful. At the end of the porn hub video you’ll see me jump around a little bit because it was a burn. However, once it was settled, and I was able to wear it for quite a while comfortably.

You will notice the sprinkled inside the bulb of this toy, I liked the look, it was unique, but also offered a surprising feature

It glows in the dark!

I recommend this toy just for that feature alone! But with the weight and the fact I had a bit of stretchy pain inserting makes this so much fun! I rate it 4.7 out of 5.

The plug can be purchased here – https://funzze.com/products/glow-in-the-dark-glass-butt-plug

My toy test including unboxing can be viewed here. It is a bit short as I accidentally recorded the test itself as time lapse. I tried to edit it best I could – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6681d001b843a