TOY TEST – Funzze Inflatable Vibrator

January 29, 2025

This will be a rather short review because I received and tested this toy back in November but I fell down some stairs, injured myself, and was unable to actually write this review until now. Unfortunately now my impressions of this toy are hazy.

This is another fun Funzze product. But there are a few flaws. The first problem I had was with the “handle”. This toy features an embedded shaped handle which I found to be awkward to hold. Also the placement of the power and mode buttons are in a spot which is hard to access when holding the handle. I fumbled around trying to find the right button in a comfortable manner.

My second issue is that this toy just does not inflate large enough. I have played with inflatables before and truthfully they are one of my favorites as usually I can inflate them very large and pull them out while still inflated. This toy does not seem to inflate barely at all, and even worse does not have a setting where you can stop it during its inflate cycle and still keep air in it.

But the toy does have some good points, the first being that is is an automatic inflator. I have used a lot of manual ones and while you can inflate them rather large, you do have to have a little bit of dexterity to be able to close off the valve to keep it inflated while it’s still inside you if you are alone.

Another good point is that this has dual action. It only doesn’t inflate, but it also vibrates at the same time. And you can use the vibration separate if you wish. It does offer a bit of variety also with 5 expansion speeds & 9 vibration patterns.

Overall, I rate this toy about a 3 1/2 out of five. It would rate a lot higher if it just inflated a bit larger and if it could stay inflated for a long period of time.

You can purchase the toy through this link – https://funzze.com/products/inflatable-vibrator

The full unboxing and test video is now live on my Pornhub – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6799925b7859e

Art

January 28, 2025

I’ve been getting restless lately. I need to do something creative. My long-form writing has not doing well due to brain fog from my medications. So I decided to start painting,

I know I’m not the best artist by far. But I need the outlet.

“Mine”
“Shades”

This, as well as some of my writings, can be found at https://morgandestera.etsy.com

NOTE: I have revamped my shop and have lowered prices on s lot of items. Larger items you can now make offers on. One out of stock story has been renewed!

#erotic #art #etsy

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TOY TEST – Twisted Beast Marchosias

December 23, 2024

“In demonology, Marchosias is a great and mighty Marquis of Hell, commanding thirty legions of demons. In the Ars Goetia, the first book of The Lesser Key of Solomon (17th century), he is depicted as a wolf with griffin wings and a serpent’s tail, spewing fire from his mouth. At the request of the magician, he may take the form of a man.” (According to Wikipedia.) This is a very apt name, as this toy is a demonic beast, molded in the depiction of a canine phallus, knot and all.

As you can see, this toy – the “small” version is pictured – is a beast. This toy is 8 1/2 inches tall, 2 inches across the widest part of the knot, and impressively weighs over a pound. The medium and large versions of this measure 10 1/2 inches and 13 inches! But wait! There’s an Extra Large Marchosias out there at a frightening (yet curiously —-) with a 16 inch total length – 14 inches of which is insertable.

I did try to use this vaginally but was soon tamed by this beast. I did not even add my woes to the toy test video. It was too much for me. Instead I called my friend, who again very willingly stepped up to the plate to present his anus to the demon.

I must say I enjoyed handling this toy much more than I did The Serpent. The heft of this item made using it on him much easier. I was able to firmly push it in and hold it there. The knot caught his hole at the widest, holding him there. My friend gave a valiant effort but did tap out.

I was glad to see that the larger versions of this toy are suction cup compatible. That will make it much easier for solo play. The small size, however, is not adapted for one so if you are looking to play alone, you may want to use a medium or even bigger.

Here are my friend/test subject’s view on the toy:

“I found this product to be as advertised. I liked the fact that it was not made of hard plastic so that it could change shape a little bit and make it easier for me to accommodate all of it. This one stretched me out and I can feel it. This is one that didn’t exactly feel comfortable but I think that was the point. I think this is one that if I used more often I would eventually get used to it as it was though I thought it was a nice thrill ride”.

He also gave me a nice compliment: “I know this won’t go in the review but I have a lot of positive things to say about the technique of the person who put it inside me. You do a really good job. You’re not rough at all but you also making clear that this is what you signed up for and it’s going in 😂 ❤️”

This toy is top tier! It’s beautifully made also – the one pictured is in “demon blood” color, but you can also get it in demon blood (ombré). I rate this as a solid 9, just on the reactions of my friend. The cost is more higher end, but it highly recommended. It could give you a goal to work up to.

You can purchase the Marchosias here: https://www.twistedbeaststore.com/products/marchosias-dog-dildo

Video of the unboxing and the test is on my Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6767867d99bba

New Toy From My Guy

December 9, 2024

I opened up a box from my guy a few days ago and couldn’t help but laugh. A large bottle of white lube appropriately named “Jizz”. I had to smell it… it had no scent. It also had no real taste either. But it is a very nice water-based lubricant that is as thick and creamy as the real thing.

Then a few days later I got another package and laughed even harder. Not only was it a dick in a box – it was a squirting dick in a box. The Jizz lube was for the toy.

You can view the video here: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=67571906f3987