Morgan Destera

TOY TEST – Funzze Wiggling Sucking Rabbit Vibrator

May 27, 2025

There isn’t much to say about this toy. It just seemed to be the same old thing just packaged differently.

One thing I will say that I did like was the rolling balls inside of it that made it thrust. It did give a little bit more texture to the experience. The description on the website however says that the tip “curls” to hit your g-spot. I did not experience anything like that. It’s just the motion of the rollers inside. As noted in the photo, the tip is angled slightly but I wouldn’t say it’s curls around anything.

I also liked that the handle was easy to hold because of the hole in it. But the buttons were just slightly off for me to access easily.

The rabbit sucker added to this also is nothing new. Many toys now have this feature. The suction is quite good, I will say as it has 10 different suction modes. It also boasts 3 different motors, one for each of its methods: thrusting, vibrating, and sucking.

It is a good length and has a very easy-to-clean skin which is always a bonus. The skin is soft yet supple.

It’s a good toy overall but nothing spectacular. Maybe I’m getting jaded by all the toys I have tested over the years, but this doesn’t seem to have anything new or innovative to it. Still I would not let chat prevent you from trying it. Maybe you’ll feel something I didn’t as each of us are wired differently.

Overall I rate this toy a 3 out of 5.

Full video of the toy test can be found at https://www.pornhub.com/video/show?viewkey=68347c65231e9

The Rabbit can be purchased here – https://funzze.com/products/3-in-1-wiggling-sucking-rabbit-vibrator-with-rolling-beads

TOY TEST – Sohimi Viele 3 Flapping Licking Vibrator

April 2, 2025

Here is another multi-purpose toy that seems to get the job done! This one is from our friends at Sohimi.com.

I have seen toys like this advertised on Pornhub and they always intrigued me. The flapper part seemed like a new and innovative way to hit the female G-spot. I was happy when Sohimi gave me the opportunity to try one for myself.

The toy itself is nice to look at and feel. It has a soft skin. One problem I did encounter was the placement of the control buttons. They were not awkward to find and use and I feel they should have been on the top of the handle rather than on a curve at the bottom. This toy does have an app where you or a partner can control the toy. This may be a better option to use

Also sadly this toy uses a magnetic charger. As you probably know, I have a great to stay in for magnetic chargers because it is so easy for them to become disconnected. They are also somewhat hard to get the charger attached due to the polarity.

Unfortunately I was also a bit disappointed in the flapper. Perhaps because of my hysterectomy (no cervix so my vagina is slightly shorter now) it did not hit the right spot and didn’t do much of anything for me. Perhaps it’s better on someone else, but I was not the ideal model for it.

The dildo/vibrator that goes with the flapper was good. It has seven modes that put me through the paces. I was surprised by the thrusting action of the vibe.

However, when I flipped it around… the lips – wow! The lips are articulated and move much like a human mouth. Once I got that attached to my clit, the movement and the suction were off the charts! I climaxed hard!

Overall I give this toy 4.3 out of 5. It’s a fun toy and very innovative but still could use just a little tweaking. I will use it again and I think the lips may become one of my favorites.

Video of the test can be found in my Pornhub here – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=67ec643b38aea

You can find the item, as well as others here – https://www.sohimi.com/collections/tongue-vibrator

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Life Update

March 25, 2025

I’m still here. This winter was just tough on me. The blahs. My MM and I were supposed to meet up in January but in late December his wife fell and broke the tip of her tibia off! She had to have surgery and could not put any weight on it for three months. That meant either he or one of the kids had to be there at all times for her. It may seem like an excuse. But he sent me the x-rays so I know that it’s legit. She is doing much better and has started PT now but this month he has been extremely busy because they are switching out entire computer systems at his job. (Background note here is that they were still using Windows 96 to run all of the business’ tech. If something would’ve happened to those computers it would be very difficult for them to repair. So they finally got the money to change them all out. However, this means that he has been working on his day off the last three weeks. This week was the first one he’s had off since then. And next week he has to work his day off to get those last computers figured out.

We still talk almost every day and we really want to get together. Hopefully his wife will get back to work in the office soon instead of working from home. Or even better hopefully she’ll be able to travel for her work soon.

Right sent me part of his Christmas bonus money. It’s not that much but it certainly comes in handy. I’m trying not to spend it until I can go see him, but it’s getting to the place where I might have to.

I recently realized a really weird parallel. When my husband was still alive I had all these people with the same name in my life. I had a brother name the same. I have a brother-in-law named the same. Of course my son was named the same and a couple others. NOW I’m finding my MM’s name popping up in my life. I have a great local friend who works in the same field I used to who has the same name and is actually from my MM’s area. Also, my general practitioner has the same name — and my son has the same middle name. It’s weird.

Nothing else really going on at the moment. I started volunteering at the local Art Center a couple days a month just to help them keep the doors open. It’s not much since that we are in such a small rural area, but it gets me out a little bit and gets me a little tiny bit of culture — and I do mean very tiny.

TOY TEST – Funzze 3-in-1 Sucking Flapping Vibrator

March 19, 2025

I think most people will be intrigued with this toy due to the novelty of it being 3-in-1, but sometimes too much is not a good thing.

It’s not that this toy is bad, it’s just that too many features can be a drain on the motor and battery life. Thus said, I feel the sucker portion of this toy is underpowered.

But the hammer/thumper side is a much better device to use on your sensitive areas.

This two is not just 3-in-1, it is also dual ended. The head has functions on both sides: one with a sucking function, and the other with a hammer/flapper. The handle is a 10 speed thrusting vibrator. There is virtually no way you would not enjoy at least one of the actions on this toy.

But as I mentioned before, so many features can be not necessarily a bad thing, but an underpowered toy. Then again, I am the one who says “meh” when other women are raving about their rose sucking toys. I guess I just need more power (insert Tim the Tool Man Taylor grunting here – and I realize I am probably dating myself with that reference.)

I did really enjoy the hammering sensation on the opposite side of the head, though. This was my favorite function and the one I have gone back to several times now. It does get the job done.

I was surprised with the handle. I expected it to be a vibrator, but I did not expect it to be a thrusting dildo too. Again, though, the thrusting action is a bit underpowered.

All in all though this is a great toy. I do believe everybody will find something they like about it, and it can’t be switched between partners too. Don’t like the sucker? Use it on the tip of your guys cock or his anus. The hammer leave you unsatisfied? Use the vibrator handle instead.

I really can’t find too much fault with this toy. Underpowered is my opinion only and it’s one I use quite frequently with toys, especially when it comes to suction. Other people seem to find it quite pleasurable. The only other complaint I have is the magnetic charger. Anyone who has read my blog before knows how I hate them. Despite that, I rate this toy as a 4.3 out of 5.

You may purchase the 3-in-1 here – https://funzze.com/products/3-in-1-sucking-flapping-thrusting-vibrator

You can view the entire unboxing and test on my Pornhub here – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=67bdf0071c1c3

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