TOY TEST – Funzze.com Vibrating Anal Beads

March 18, 2024

In the first of my series of the collaboration of Funzze.com, I chose their Vibrating Anal Bead set and I am glad I did.

This is a fun toy. The sheer length of it is a definite challenge. I was able to get most of it inserted but I could not get the curve of the guard seated, so I was millimeters away from taking the whole thing. The description in the Funzze website says that this toy has 5.5 inches on insertable length (it has now been corrected) but I found it to be closer to 7.75 inches. Including the handle, there is over 11 inches of toy.

Also in the description on the website:

“Anal beads are a classic, essential sex toy in any collection, but this silicone wand features 10 patterns of vibration, so that you can massage your insides! With 3 powerful motors and an extra-long shaft, this anal vibrator is sure to rock your world! The beads are USB rechargeable, so you can use them anywhere, and 2 hours’ charge time will provide up to 60 minutes of play. This toy is waterproof, but should not be fully submerged.”

Having three motors is a definite asset in a piece this size – many large tots offer only one of two. Those toys are often underpowered and the user is often unable to feel any motion throughout the full toy; the vibrations are only felt in the radius of the motor. That is not a problem with this product. The vibes are strong and can be felt throughout the shaft.

A great feature of this is the five beads. Each large bead is a slightly different size and shape. The large beads also have unique ridges, each one different than the others. These ridges help rub and stimulate you even further. The tip is tapered to aid insertion and I found it feels “pointier” inside than it looks.

I liked having a “guard” on the handle or hilt of the toy. This gave me something to push against and helped insert it without having my fingers slip or slide. The buttons to control the toy are easily accessible in the hilt and are easy to figure out.

This toy does have one of my pet peeves, however – a magnetic charger. I would much rather have a push-pin charger simply because the magnets can be dislodged so easily.

This toy is a definite win, and priced around $35 it is a real bargain,

The Anal Bead Set can be found on Funzze at the link here – https://funzze.com/products/vibrating-anal-beads

Video of the unboxing and of my test is on my Pornhub – https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=65f8ef0f10f8d